- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman
i think id just really like them to start with a super gritty voice over and the actor portraying dick grayson doing the gargling-marbles christopher nolan batman voice
then just have him choke and cough and be like “how does he do that for more than fifteen minutes a night, jesus christ-“
begin nightwing movie~
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this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
I really have to smile about this. I know my language is a weird language…
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what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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fangirl challenge: ten tv shows → Firefly
“When you can’t run anymore, you crawl… and when you can’t do that —”
“You find someone to carry you.”
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sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
there’s no in between
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