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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via hepziebiscuit)

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You do this adorable thing called existing. Don’t stop.

(Source: incompleteicarus, via olenamanning)

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soulpunkpatrock:

i love all of my followers but like

if we’ve been in a mutual since glee fandom you’re my ride till i die forever ok i don’t even care man you are a true saint and a deity among mortals

(Source: tipmycrown, via that-fangirling-teenager)

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"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."

— introverts (via janesblueheaven)

(via that-fangirling-teenager)

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isagrimorie:

captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

Or my current status: shipping the cheerful homicidal one with the grumpy homicidal one.

(via touchofyourlips)

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via krumnut)

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supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet

(via that-fangirling-teenager)

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splders:

but does my milkshake bring girls to the yard

(Source: spiders.co.vu, via that-fangirling-teenager)

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  • Sexuality: Really attractive badass women in suits
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congalineofdurin:

eating an apple in public:
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eating an apple by myself:

"You know what a Grizwald is? ‘Bout the size of a battery. Responds to pressure. Our platoon was stuck in a trench outside New Kasmir during the winter campaign…"
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(via recreationalcannibalism)

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notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

(Source: eatmorebikes, via recreationalcannibalism)

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christel-thoughts:

ursulatheseabitchh:

50 Songs; 50 Nicki Verses:

// MonsterKanye West // Love MoreChris Brown // LowJuicy J // I Ain’t ThruKeyshia Cole // Make Me Proud Drake // Out of My Mind B.o.B // Raining Men Rihanna // Up Out My Face (Remix) Mariah Carey // Get Like Me Nelly // Roger That Young Money // So Bad Cam’ron // Somebody Else Mario // Take it to the Head DJ Khaled // My Chick Bad Ludacris // Tapout Rich Gang // Woohoo Christina Aguilera // Tonight I’m Getting Over You (Remix) Carly Rae Jepsen // True Colors Wiz Khaifa // Up All Night Drake // Where Dem Girls At David Guetta // Bottoms Up Trey Songz // She Came to Give it to You Usher // Till the World Ends (Femme Fatale Remix) Britney Spears // Whip My Hair (Remix) Willow Smith // #twerkit Busta Rhymes // 5 Star Bitch (Remix) Yo Gotti // 2012 Jay Sean // All I Do is Win (Remix) DJ Khaled // Fireball Willow Smith // Bang Bang Jessie J // Beauty and a Beat Justin Bieber // Give Me All Your Luvin’ Madonna // Teqkilla (Remix) M.I.A. // Clappers Wale // Shakin’ it 4 Daddy Robin Thicke // Livin’ it Up Ciara // Dance (A$$) (Remix) Big Sean // I’m Out Ciara // Entertainment 2.0 Sean Paul // Flawless (Remix) Beyonce // I Luv Dem Strippers 2Chainz // Freaks French Montana // Get Low Waka Flocka Flame // Lil’ Freak Usher // the Creep the Lonely Island // Girl on Fire (Inferno Version) Alicia Keys // Dark Fantasy Kanye West // Hands Up Swizz Beatz // Born Stunna (Remix) Birdman // In My Head (Remix) Jason Derulo //


yes. Yes. YES GAWD.

christel-thoughts:

ursulatheseabitchh:

50 Songs; 50 Nicki Verses:

// MonsterKanye West // Love MoreChris Brown // LowJuicy J // I Ain’t ThruKeyshia Cole // Make Me Proud Drake // Out of My Mind B.o.B // Raining Men Rihanna // Up Out My Face (Remix) Mariah Carey // Get Like Me Nelly // Roger That Young Money // So Bad Cam’ron // Somebody Else Mario // Take it to the Head DJ Khaled // My Chick Bad Ludacris // Tapout Rich Gang // Woohoo Christina Aguilera // Tonight I’m Getting Over You (Remix) Carly Rae Jepsen // True Colors Wiz Khaifa // Up All Night Drake // Where Dem Girls At David Guetta // Bottoms Up Trey Songz // She Came to Give it to You Usher // Till the World Ends (Femme Fatale Remix) Britney Spears // Whip My Hair (Remix) Willow Smith // #twerkit Busta Rhymes // 5 Star Bitch (Remix) Yo Gotti // 2012 Jay Sean // All I Do is Win (Remix) DJ Khaled // Fireball Willow Smith // Bang Bang Jessie J // Beauty and a Beat Justin Bieber // Give Me All Your Luvin’ Madonna // Teqkilla (Remix) M.I.A. // Clappers Wale // Shakin’ it 4 Daddy Robin Thicke // Livin’ it Up Ciara // Dance (A$$) (Remix) Big Sean // I’m Out Ciara // Entertainment 2.0 Sean Paul // Flawless (Remix) Beyonce // I Luv Dem Strippers 2Chainz // Freaks French Montana // Get Low Waka Flocka Flame // Lil’ Freak Usher // the Creep the Lonely Island // Girl on Fire (Inferno Version) Alicia Keys // Dark Fantasy Kanye West // Hands Up Swizz Beatz // Born Stunna (Remix) Birdman // In My Head (Remix) Jason Derulo //

yes. Yes. YES GAWD.

(via recreationalcannibalism)

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madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via kingmelonlord)

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PSA FOR THE POTTERHEAD COMMUNITY

bug-catcher-meggie:

kitsiinabox:

booksandpublishing:

dukeofbookingham:

THERE IS A WHOLE CATEGORY OF HOGWARTS ATMOSPHERES ON AMBIENT-MIXER. SO IF YOU HAVE WIFI AND WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOU’RE AT THE CASTLE, CLICK HERE.

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This exists.

Well I know what I’m listening to lull myself to sleep today.

mrslunalovegood LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bug-catcher-meggie I AM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW OMFG